Sunday, April 09, 2006

Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization

Girls Gone Wild Released Back Into Civilization
(The Onion)


The 11 girls were captured nearly one month ago during their annual spring migration to the area and then put through an intensive rehabilitation program. “They have come a very long way,” Ottley said. “When we first brought them into our clinic, they could barely function beyond baring their breasts, and they communicated solely through loud, sustained hoots.”

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