Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory
(The Onion)
Burdett added: “Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, ‘I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.’ Of course, he is alluding to a higher power.”

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