As important as research is, it’s all about common sense in the end. If you can’t cool your apartment by leaving the refrigerator open, how’s it keeping all that produce fresh? Think about it. If you can’t really read the world’s great works of literature in only five minutes using a system peddled on TV, how do you explain that gentleman on the infomercial who aces those tests? Would extraterrestrials travel millions of light years just to abduct a non-trustworthy human for their series of intrusive tests? Yes.