Friday, April 01, 2005

UFO snafus

Extraterrestrial UFOs never land on earth’s surface to avoid interference in their electromagnetic flux–but accidents happen
(India Daily)
According to computer models based on the UFO flight patterns in the world; a new finding is coming to light. According to the model, UFOs never land on the earth’s surface. They always float above the ground. Like Hoover craft they can literally float few inches above the ground.

So it isn’t fancy tractor beams they use for abductions, but plain ol’ suction. I bet they have various attachments and nozzles for their anal probes too.

Related: All human beings receive extraterrestrial UFO mind control signals.

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