(Landover Baptist Church)
While He is our praiseworthy, omnipotent God, the Lord has always suffered from various unsavory obsessions. One of the more troubling is His infatuation with excrement, both human and animal. To ensure that you are taking as close a walk as possible with the Lord by at least feigning interest in His fetishes, it behooves you to brush up on the Lord’s favorite scatological scripture.
Take the quiz.
I got only five correct, which reveals my semi-crappy scriptural ignorance.