Friday, May 06, 2005

Actual Expert Too Boring For TV

Actual Expert Too Boring For TV
(The Onion)
“I’m sure he knows what he’s talking about,” Salters added. “But we have a responsibility to educate and entertain our viewers. In the end, we had to go with someone else.”

MSNBC chose Skip Hammond, former Arizona State football player, MBA holder, and author of Imprison The Sun: America’s Coming Nuclear-Power Holocaust. Hammond is best known for his “atomic domino” theory of chained power-plant explosions and his signature lavender silk tie.

It’s funny ‘cause it’s true. Sorta.

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