Apparently, my humanistic bias had blinded me to the fact that evolution is actually imaginary. When I think of those poor deluded archaeologists toiling away with their “fossils,” it brings a tear to my eye. I wonder how they have managed to project these imaginary objects into three-dimensional space. The human mind is a curious thing, indeed.
It’s funny ‘cause it’s true. One hundred percent. (Link via Red State Rabble.)