Group Seeks Ban of 20th Century

Group Seeks Ban of 20th Century from Kansas School Textbooks
Last Century ‘Just a Theory,’ Activists Say
(Borowitz Report)

“These textbooks state unequivocally that the twentieth century occurred, as if that were a proven historic fact,” said Gordon Lavalier, the group’s leader and spokesman. “The simple truth is, the twentieth century is and has always been nothing but a theory.”