Thursday, July 21, 2005

My Dog is Tom Cruise

My Dog is Tom Cruise
by Noah Baumbach (The New Yorker)
Do you know the history of crate training? ’Cause I do. Don’t talk about things you don’t understand. Like saying dogs are wild. Dogs are wild—that is glib. Dogs are . . . I’ve done the research; there are crates that they put us in to quote unquote train us. They throw rattlesnakes at us. Electric-shock tags! I’m not making this up. This is . . . it’s history.

It’s funny ‘cause it’s true. Almost.

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