As well as claiming that its product offers women astonishing lifting powers, the scientists at B2Up say that the rose-flavoured gum, when chewed three or four times a day, will also fight ageing, improve circulation and reduce stress.
Bust-Up attributes its powers to the slow release of dietary supplements, of which pueraria mirifica appears to be the most active. “Unlike dietary supplements taken in a pill once a day, the gum means that it is constantly bombarding your system and restoring the muscle tissue that keeps breasts healthy,” a B2Up spokeswoman said. “And it smells nice on the breath.”
Won’t be long before these guys buy up Yahoo! and Google. Cosmetic snake oil is big business. That story lists a few other wonderful contraptions, like a laxative made from volcanic rock powder and a sonic brain massager. You just can’t make this stuff up.
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