intelligent design
a theory of life and existence based on the idea that only a super intelligence could have conceived of anything as complex and beautiful as diarrhea or herpes.
compare with evolution.
evolution
a theory with absolutely no proof, excepting billions of fossils, bacteria, finches, tortoises, pigeons, insects—all living creatures in fact—single point mutations, cellular automata, peas, the laws of physics, and common sense; aside from that, evolution doesn’t have a leg to stand on.
compare with intelligent design.
The one that kinda made it. Almost.
(Jetsam & flotsam, and the random beached squid.)
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Thursday, March 31, 2005
From the Devil’s Dictionary X™
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Also on the topic: I have a theory.
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