Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Cultura Obscura: Velvet Vulva

Cultura Obscura: Velvet Vulva
(The Gateway)
Velvet Vulva handbags are uniquely designed to arouse the divine goddess inside. The pleasurable purses are individually modelled after the female sexual organ and come in various shapes and sizes. The sumptuous fabric labia and beautifully buttoned clitoris are handcrafted out of the highest quality materials in order to maintain lifelong durability.

Thank goodness it ain’t Velcro. I reckon the wiener wallet will soon follow, in spring.

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